ridecamp@endurance.net: On the lighter side!

On the lighter side!

karen Clanin (kclanin@fix.net)
Tue, 15 Apr 1997 13:20:38 -0700 (PDT)

This came in on another list, thought you all might enjoy it:

>"Doc, I called you just as soon as I seen Ol' Buck was sick.
>He's been a little poorly but he never missed a lick.
>
>Last winter he got picky and wouldn't eat his grain.
>So I gave him Doctor Bells; tied garlic in his mane.
>
>Then several months ago when he started losin' weight
>I gave him Copenhagen and a pound of Catfish bait.
>
>He come down with the splatters and all his hair fell out!
>So I fed him Larramycin and a couple of smoked trout.
>
>Then last week after ridin' he got stiff as pine!
>His naval needed "smokin" so I used some turpentine.
>
>He went plum down on Sunday. His kidneys, so I guessed.
>I doctored up his water and tied him facin' West.
>
>Last night I got to thinkin'. You were here two years ago.
>You gave him come concoction for a cough and runny nose.
>
>I wondered if your treatment, which then improved his luck,
>Had later turned against him and poisoned my Ol' Buck?"
>
>

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