Christmas greeting

Gwen Dluehosh (dluehosh@vt.edu)
Mon, 09 Dec 1996 14:58:18 +0500

I read this on the VETMED L and got permission to send it on, we could all
use a little humor,
Enjoy
Gwen

>
Sender: Veterinary Medicine <VETMED-L@UGA.CC.UGA.EDU>
>From: "Allen A. Cloutier,DVM" <reliefdvm@texoma.net>
>Organization: Veterinary Relief
>Subject: Christmas greeting
>Comments: cc: grills@airmail.net, coyote@airmail.net, walton66@iglobal.net,
> dogdoctor@aol.com
>To: Multiple recipients of list VETMED-L <VETMED-L@UGA.CC.UGA.EDU>
>
>This is a favorite of mine so I thought I would share it with all my
>freinds
>
>ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS
>
>All my clothes are laundny
>AIl my socks are fulla holes
>I=92ve got t.p~ in my hatband
>And cardboard in my soles.
>
>
>I've stuffed the want ad section
>Underneath my long-john shirt
>And my jacket's held together
>By dehornin' blood and dirt
>
>The leather on my bridle's
>Been fixed so many times
>My horse looks like that fence post
>Where we hang the baler twine
>
>
>When I bought that horse he was
>As good as most around
>But when I sold 'im last month
>He brought thirteen cents a pound.
>
>
>I've been unable lately
>To invest in purebred cows
>Since my ex-wives and their lawyers
>Are dependents of mine, now.
>
>
>See, my first wife took my saddle
>The second skinned my hide
>The third one got my deer head
>And the last one took my pride.
>
>
>I've had a run of bad luck
>But I think it's gonna peak
>=91Cause my dog that used to bite me
>Got run over last week
>
>
>So all I want for Christmas
>Is whatever you can leave
>But I=92d settle for a new wife=20
>Who would stay through New Years Eve.
>
>Baxter Black, DVM
>"Coyote Cowboy Poetry"
>
Gwen Dluehosh
Desert Storm Arabians
1156 Hightop Rd, #89
Blacksburg, VA 24060
540/953-1792