Re: Yeow! Bareback?
Gwen Dluehosh (dluehosh@vt.edu)
Sat, 09 Nov 1996 00:28:21 +0500
OR SHE IS A Mennonite and HAS to wear a skirt!
I knew a girl who did this, and she was a pretty decent rider!
:)
Gwen
At 07:29 PM 11/8/96 -0800, you wrote:
>> I was at the Limestone Challenge in Oregaon last year and a woman rode the
>> 25 bareback in a SKIRT.
>
>OK, maybe I'm missing something here. I like looking like a girl from time
>to time just to surprise everyone, and I have been known to occasionally
>wear a skirt or dress (although like as not I'm wearing it with mud boots
>underneath), but honestly, the times when I want to be Coy and Demure (not that
>anyone's really buying THAT act), it is NOT while I'm belting along at
>an endurance ride. Therefore, I can only assume this poor demented
>creature's reasons for riding in a skirt were:
>
>1) She's trolling for a man and figured since the rest of us women were
>sweaty, grubby, screaming like a shrew at crew and spending too damn
>much time watching our horses pee, she should by comparison look pretty
>good.
>
>2) She's really taken to heart the idea that 25's are just for training
>and in order to steel herself to the Pain and Agony of a first 50, she
>did the most excruciating thing she could think of that didn't actually involve
>barbed wire, cattle prods or branding irons.
>
>3) She's been watching too much Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman, Dances with Wolves,
>and Little House on the Prarie and has not yet puzzled out that TV and
>movies are all pretend people on pretend horses.
>
>4) She had told everyone at work she was having an incredibly wild, mad,
>passionate affair and needed the rug burns to prove it.
>
>
Gwen Dluehosh
Desert Storm Arabians
1156 Hightop Rd, #89
Blacksburg, VA 24060
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