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A vampire bat came
flapping in from the night, face all covered in fresh
blood, and parked
himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.
Pretty soon all the other
bats smelt the blood and began hassling him
about where he got it. He told
them to piss off and let him get some
sleep, but they persisted until he
finally gave in.
"OK, follow me", he said and flew out of the cave with
hundreds of bats
behind him. Down through a valley they went, across a river
and into a
huge forest of trees. Finally he slowed down and all the other
bats
excitedly milled around him, tongues hanging out for blood.
"Do you
see that large oak tree over there?" he asked.
"YES, YES, YES!!!!" the bats
all screamed in a frenzy.
"Good!" said the first bat, "Because I fucking
didn't"
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