A preacher was telling his congregation that anything they
could think of, old or new, was discussed somewhere in the Bible
and that the entirety of the human experience could be found
there.
After the service, he was approached by a woman who said,
"Preacher, I don't believe the Bible mentions PMS." The preacher
replied that he was sure it must be in there somewhere and that he
would look for it.
The following week after service, the preacher called the
woman aside and showed her a passage which read, "And Mary rode
Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehem."
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