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    [RC] Equine High School Cliques - ALISON MUELLER


    Quarter Horses/Paint Horses: Definitely jocks. Strutting around flexing
    those muscles, showing off their butts....yeah, jocks allright!

    Thoroughbreds: Preppies. Sometimes athletes, never 'jocks'. Monogrammed
    blankets, leather halters, Nike eventer shoes, the latest custom trailer
    and tack.

    Appaloosas: Could only be the stoners. They like to trip acid so they
    can watch their spots move.

    Arabians: RAH! RAH! SIS BOOM BAH! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TEAM!! (need I
    say more?)

    Shetland Ponies: Frightening, spiky hairdos, snotty attitude and any
    color of the rainbow....gotta be PUNKS. Some even sport tattoos.

    Connemaras: Gorgeous chicks with sultry eyelashes, sexy curves,
    devil-may-care attitudes. NOT into studying or anything to do with
    geometry. Great fun to be around, delightful senses of humour, and the world's best pranksters. Can usually be found in the nearest pub, entertaining the masses. Fast and easy.


    Friesians: Big, buff, and always in black, they are the biker clique.
    Cigs hanging out of the corner of their mouths, dangerous glint in the eyes, daring anyone to cross their path.


    Morgans: They're the nerdy teacher's pets, running around doing
    everything from yearbook to decorating the gym and ratting out the bikers, stoners and jocks. They have perpetual wedgies.


    Drafts (all breeds): No real clique, they're just the big guys who sit
    in the back of the room and fart a lot (and then laugh). Who's going to STOP them?


    Icelandics and Paso Finos: They're the little squirrely geeks who flit
    around a dance trying to fit in and fail miserably. The kind who wear
    Toughskins jeans from Sears (or would that be ripoff WeathaBeetas??).

    Ahkle Tekl (Akle Takl? Ackle Tackle....!! Akhal Teke!!): Foreign
    exchange student(s). And no one can spell their names either.

    Hackney Ponies: A breed this manic would have to be a band geek. Marching along with their knees and heads held high.....even going to the bathroom.

    Warmbloods: The school staff and faculty. Looking down their noses with
    righteous indignation and disgust. Secretly wishing they were having
    half as much fun!


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