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    Re: [RC] Sheath Cleaning & Psychology - rubber surgical gloves - Bette Lamore


    Oh Howard, Howard, Howard
    Although I would LOVE to have you for a client (think of all the interesting talks--- and subsequent appearances on Oprah after we publish our book, following in the footsteps of Dr. Phil) but alas, I confine my therapy to horses these days. I find them much easier to deal with. They are honest. If they are going to get you, at least they pin their ears, cock a foot and give you some warning, unlike many folks. And most of all, they have an innate sense of FAIRNESS! And pay me with kisses and nickers!
    I'll guess we'll have to do our sessions at a ride, sometime, around the campfire, with a glass of wine (or can of beer in your case)-- strictly off the clock! :-)
    Bette, the HORSE therapist, who couldn't resist posting this one last tidbit, although it is off the subject of ridecamp--- or maybe not...


    Howard Bramhall wrote:

    Charles, Charles, Charles.....I think we need to talk. As one who used to be "top dog" as far as the most offensive person on Ridecamp (that was before Amber joined), even I, one who has survived for over 3 years on RC, know there are just some things we don't talk about on here. I think you might have "touched" on one of them.



    Now, I'm glad you enjoy a good shower now and then. When I go camping, which is part of all endurance rides I attend, there is nothing more I look forward to than a good shower, but, not for some of the reasons why you seem to take them. You see, after 3 days of camping out in my tent, I tend to smell, so if there's a river nearby I go to it. I really don't care how cold it is, I want to go swimming and get clean.



    Now, if you're a teenager, which would not surprise me, I can see why you enjoy these showers as much as you say you do. But, if you're older, I think you might need to find a companion. You know, like someone of the opposite sex. You might want to talk to Bette about all this since she seems to be the resident therapist on Ridecamp and is, herself, a professional breeder, but I do think you need to talk with someone. Equating sheath cleaning performed on a gelding (he is missing something, you realize this, right?) to your shower pleasure seems a bit over the edge to me. And, trust me, I seem to know where that edge is since I go over it all the time.



    I hate to break this to you, Chuck, but geldings really aren't all that interested in sex. It's kind of a memory to them, for those who were gelded late in life and, maybe, got to perform the act once or twice, but most geldings I've owned are technically virgins; they never got the real thrill that you seem to enjoy in the shower (how many a day do you take, btw?).



    Anyway, I'm amazed that this thread lives when our campsite owners shut down the "helmet" thread way too early. I'm more offended that we can't talk about helmets but sheath cleaning is perfectly fine and OK. It's why I've never understood censorship of any kind, and if you really want to protect your juniors, please, keep them off the computer entirely, if it's hooked up to your telephone line. A parent is doing much more of a disservice to their child by letting them run wild and free on the Internet than letting them read anything Chuck, Amber, or even myself might put on here. This stuff is really quite tame as to what they can find out there unsupervised. If you didn't know this, maybe, it's a good thing Amber, Chuck, or me bought it to your attention.



    cya,

    Howard (I think Bette would make a great therapist for Charles. I wonder if she would take me for a client? My last therapist packed up suddenly, no notice, and moved to Australia)



        ----- Original Message -----
        From: "Charles" <cdy@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
        To: <Ridecamp@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>; "Bobbie Brown" <lokirabba@xxxxxxxx>
        Sent: Friday, August 30, 2002 12:02 AM
        Subject: Re: [RC] Sheath Cleaning & Psychology - rubber surgical gloves


    > I think Sex is the problem when it comes to sheath cleaning. > > I don't know if it counts as a sexual act for the horse, but it's very > similar to things I have done in my past, and things that I find quite > enjoyable even today (warm washcloth, soapy water, etc). I know horses are > different. Still, sometimes I wonder. I know my mare had a gelded > boyfriend, and I'm told that sometimes, real early in the morning, he would > mount her. > > I would venture to guess that every guy is a bit worried that his horse is > enjoying it a bit too much, for the reason that we think we might enjoy > similar attention ourselves. > > I believe I was the one that recommended using rubber gloves. As I was > doing the dishes tonight (actually, performing the rare act of putting my > dish in the dishwasher) I realized that I could be misunderstood. I didn't > mean wear rubber gloves like the ones used to wash dishes or handle > dangerous chemicals. My wife got several boxes of surgical gloves at Costco > one day and I use them. They allow a good level of feeling to pass through > and they don't get in the way. When done, they can be removed in a way that > prevents you from ever having to touch the nasty stuff. > > Charles > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Bobbie Brown" <lokirabba@xxxxxxxx> > To: <Ridecamp@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> > Sent: Thursday, August 29, 2002 5:06 PM > Subject: [RC] Sheath Cleaning > > > > Will you get over this! This "sheath cleaning" is part maintance for > > the animal. > > Got a question for some of you prudes......do any of you shower? Do you > > clean yourself after you menstral cycle? What about a wild night in > > the sack with the opposite sex? > > There I said it.......SEX, SEX, SEX! Geeeeezzzzzzzeeeeee > > Bobbie > > > > > > =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= > > Ridecamp is a service of Endurance Net, http://www.endurance.net. > > Information, Policy, Disclaimer: http://www.endurance.net/Ridecamp > > Subscribe/Unsubscribe http://www.endurance.net/ridecamp/logon.asp > > =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= > > > > > > > > > > =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= > Ridecamp is a service of Endurance Net, http://www.endurance.net. > Information, Policy, Disclaimer: http://www.endurance.net/Ridecamp > Subscribe/Unsubscribe http://www.endurance.net/ridecamp/logon.asp > =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= >

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    Bette Lamore
    Whispering Oaks Arabians
    Home of 16.2h TLA Halynov
    who lives on through his legacy
    Hal's Riverdance!
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