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    [RC] A Horses View (OT) - sharp penny


     Thought y'all would enjoy this...now you'll know what your
    horse is thinking when he/she comes upon these "trail
    obstacles".
    
    Regards,
    Penny
     
    > A Horse's View of the 10 most scary things. 
    > 
    > 10. Blowing paper 
    > "At any moment it could whip up into our faces, covering
    > our noses. We could 
    > suffocate. And don't try to tell us you'd do CPR." 
    > 
    > 9. Barking Dogs 
    > "What? You've never read Steven King's Cujo?" 
    > 
    > 8. Puddles of Water 
    > "Quicksand" 
    > 
    > 7. Trash Cans 
    > "They've been known to swallow horses and transport them
    > into another dimension." 
    > 
    > 6. Babies and Little Kids 
    > "Long lost tribe of horse-eating pygmies." 
    > 
    > 5. Plaid Horse Blankets 
    > "Hey, when was the last time you wore plaid? It adds at
    > least 100 lbs." 
    > 
    > 4. Ropes and Hoses on the Ground 
    > "Dreaded North American trail snakes." 
    > 
    > 3. Ponies or Donkeys 
    > "Cute, clever, hardy. They want to take over the world." 
    > 
    > 2. Windy Days 
    > "Two words: Impending tornado." 
    > 
    > And the number one scary thing in the minds of horses? 
    > 
    > 1. Carts and Wagons 
    > "Look. You put a human on our backs we can always buck
    > them off. But hitching a horse to a wheeled object. It's
    > just not right. No matter how fast I trot, that darn cart
    > is still running after me.  Oh, the horror!" 
    > 
    > 
    
    
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