Respect for Howard? Nah.

[CMNewell <reshan@deyr.ultranet.com>]

Howard, you do live in a cave, don't you?

I could change the oil and change a tire and jump start a truck before I 
ever got a driver's license.
I can also do a fair amount of electrical work, both automotive and 
household, as well as a myriad of other household repairs--plumbing, etc.

And I tend not to get stuck in the sand.

Good thing you're not representative of the male sex in general, else the 
phrase  about the fish and the bicycle would be more widespread.
                         --CMNewell