The Fly

[Jim Holland <lanconn@tds.net>]

  There was a fly buzzing around Ridecamp one day when he happened on a
pile of fresh horse poop.  Due to the fact that it had been hours since
his last meal, he flew down and began to eat.  He ate and ate and ate. 
Finally, he decided he had eaten enough and tried to fly away.  He had
eaten too much though, and could not get off the ground.  As he looked
around wondering what to do now, he spotted a pitchfork leaning up
against the wall.  He climbed to the top of the handle and jumped off,
thinking that once he got airborne, he would be able to take flight. 
Unfortunately, he was wrong and dropped like a rock, splatting when he
hit the floor.  Dead.

The moral to the story is:

Never fly off the handle when you know you're full of horse poop.

Jim and Sun of Dimanche