Silly Breast email

["Reid, Susan" <Reid@convergent.com>]

>  
>  Breasts...... Finally, something other than smiley faces.... :)
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>   (o)(o) perfect breasts
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> ( + )( + ) fake silicone breasts
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>   (*)(*) high nipple breasts
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>   (@)(@) big nipple breasts
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>   oo a cups
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>  { O }{ O } d cups
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>  (oYo) wonder bra breasts
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>  ( ^ )( ^ ) cold breasts
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>   (o)(O) lopsided breasts
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>   (Q)(O) pierced breasts
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>  (p)(p) hanging tassels breasts
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>  \o/\o/ Grandma's breasts
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>  ( - )( - ) flat against the shower door breasts
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>   |o||o| android breasts
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>   ($)($) Jenny McCarthy's breasts
> 
>  And God created woman and she had 3 breasts. He then asked the
>  woman, "Is there anything you'd like to have changed?" She replied, "Yes,
>  could get rid of this middle breast?" And so it was done, and it was
> good.  Then the woman exclained as she was holding that third breast in
> her hand, "What can be done with this useless boob?" And God created man.
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