Martha in the Barn!

[connie B Berto <cberto@juno.com>]

A chuckle for hot weather....(;-)),   Connie B

Subject: Martha in the Barn!

Top 10 ways you know that Martha Stewart has been in
>your barnyard
>
>10. There is a potpourri pomander hanging from each halter.
>
>9. The horse's hooves have been cut with pinking shears.
>
>8. The horse treats are all stored in McCoy crocks.
>
>7. The manure fork has been decorated with raffia.
>
>6. That telltale lemon slice in each new silver water bucket.
>
>5. You find carrot & apple treats stamped out with copper cookie cutters
>    and decorated with royal icing using a #2 rosette tip.
>
>4. Mane & tail hair has been collected and put into wire baskets for
nesting
>    material for the birds.
>
>3. A seasonally appropriate grapevine wreath adorns the front of each
stall.
>
>2. Your horse goes outside naked and comes in wearing a thyme colored
>    virgin wool hand knitted blanket with matching leg wraps.
>
>1. The manure pile has been sculpted into swans.
>

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