Fw: New Research

["Whitney Bass" <bass@bigsky.net>]

> > > The following is an actual excerpt from this month's Forbe's
> > > Magazine:
> > > 
> > > A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest
> > > buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and
> > > weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural
> > > selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the
> > > general speed and health of the whole is maintained or even
> > > improved by the regular culling of the weakest members.
> > > 
> > > In much the same way, the human brain can operate only as
> > > fast as the slowest brain cells through which the electrical
> > > signals pass.  Recent epidemiological studies have shown
> > > that while excessive intake of alcohol kills off brain
> > > cells, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells
> > > first.  Thus, regular consumption of beer helps eliminate
> > > the weaker cells, constantly making the brain a faster and
> > > more efficient machine.  The  result of this in-depth study
> > > verifies and validates the causal link between all-weekend
> > > parties and job related performance.  It also explains why,
> > > after a few short years of leaving a university and getting
> > > married, most professionals cannot keep up with the
> > > performance of the new graduates.  Only those few that stick
> > > to the strict regimen of voracious alcoholic consumption can
> > > maintain the intellectual levels that they achieved during
> > > their college years.
> > > 
> > > So, this is a call to arms. As our country is losing its
> > > technological edge, we must not shudder in our homes.  Get
> > > back into the bars.  Quaff that pint.  Your company and
> > > country need you to be at your peak, and you shouldn't deny
> > > yourself the career that you could have. Take life by the
> > > bottle and be all that you can be.
> > > 
> > >  
> > > 
> >