Fw: Twenty-five New Euphemisms for Falling Off

["Kim Lemons" <klemons@wah.nu>]

Hhmmm, this was sent to me by my FRIEND!  Thanks, Steph!  Thought since you didn't send it to everyone, they might get a kick out of it  too.  Perhaps it's old and you just decided to revive it just for my sake.  Guess this was intended to be funny!!!  <BG>  Ok, so I bailed off Granite the other day...  I think another good euphemism would be  26.  The air up here was getting thin and I felt a nose bleed coming on.  :))

  --Kim

 

 

-----Original Message-----
From: Visions of the Wind <wind@visionsofthewind.com>
To: Kim Lemons <klemons@wah.nu>
Date: Tuesday, January 11, 2000 9:08 AM
Subject: Fw: Twenty-five New Euphemisms for Falling Off

>    1.. Joining Airborne 
Equitation International (affectionately known 
as
>AAEEEEEEEEEI!).
>24. I'm in a transitional relationship with my 
saddle.
>
>23. Dirt for Dessert.
>
>22. High-fiving a 
nightcrawler.
>
>21. Swan dive (Water Optional).
>
>20. 
Lunching at ouch cafe.
>
>19. Spending a little quality time with 
gravity.
>
>18. Needing X-ray's at X.
>
>17. Checking 
your girth...from the bottom.
>
>16. Journey To The Center Of 
Earth.
>
>15. Doing the rootin' tootin', grass-scorching, 
scare-the-spectators,
>girth-bustin', worm-burn' 
boogie.
>
>14. A quick trip to Dirtsville.
>
>13. 
Trolling for paramedics.
>
>12. Just seeing if the judge was paying 
attention.
>
>11. A Richter-Scale-5 spot check of footing 
quality.
>
>10. Insufficient flapping.
>
>9. Studying 
impact craters at close range.
>
>8. Losing the oxer 
lottery.
>
>7. Spontaneous retrograde.
>
>6. Pushing 
down daisies.
>
>5. Turf surfing or dirt diving.
>
>4. 
Incoming!!
>
>3. A short step-over four feet south of Hermes, 
France.
>
>2. Vulture baiting.
>
>And the Number One 
euphemism for falling off:
>
>A Farewell to Fine Leather.