Re: RC: Re: Horeback riding:Blonde joke

[Mickie Newnam <akelakhan@earthlink.net>]

Gesa,
If you go to Meijer's it's only a penny!  And just to prove how A-R I can be,
the one near me had one with the bit on backwards and I had to ask if I could
fix it...
Mickie (I know the horse isn't real but I feel much better now)

GESA BRINKS wrote:

> His name isnt Bill the Wal Mart guy, its Fred.  And he makes me wear my
> helmet now before I get on, plus he makes me buckle the little seat belt
> thingy attached to the cantle.  I am riding much better now.  I hate it when
> the little kids whine at me tho.  I ride 2 dimes worth now.  :>D     gesa
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Kimberly <4kimberly@thegrid.net>
> To: Jen <twilightstar17@hotmail.com>; Jetsmooth <JETSMOOTH@prodigy.net>;
> Leanne Marshall <OrangeHorseCrazy@netscape.net>; Ridecamp
> <ridecamp@endurance.net>
> Date: Saturday, March 25, 2000 3:59 PM
> Subject: RC: Horeback riding:Blonde joke
>
> >This was e=mailed to the group list and I thought it was hilarious!!! ;)
> >
> > Kim
> >
> >
> >>This is a oldie but goodie! Every time I read it I laugh.
> >>A blonde decides to try horseback riding even though she has had no
> >>prior lessons or experince.
> >>She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediatly springs into
> >action.
> >
> >It gallops along at a steady and rythmic pace but the blonde begins to
> >slip from the saddle.
> >
> >In terror she grabs for the horses mane,but can not seem to get a firm
> >grip,she tries to throw her arms around the horses neck but she slides
> >down the saddle anyways.
> >
> >The horse gallops along seemingly impervious to its slipping
> >rider,finally giving up her frail grip the blone attempts to leap away
> >from the horse and throw her self to safety,unfortunatley her foot has
> >become
> >entangled in the stirrup,she is now at the mercey of the horses
> >pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.
> >
> >as her head is battered against the ground she is mere moments away
> >from unconsiousness,when to her great fortune!!
> >Bill the wal-mart greeter sees her and unplugs the horse!!!
> >
> >I laughed so hard at this I had tears falling down my face!
> >
> >
> >
> >
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