WAyyy funny and embarassing!

["robert and carla lawson" <robandcarla@hotmail.com>]

Who says our horses don't have a sense of humor? Has never met Haley and 
Ansata!
Okay..I live next to a church and... I live next to a cemetary.Yes my 
neighbors are dead people. Spooooky!! I keep my feed and things in my horse 
trailer since I don't have close access to a barn. I have a barn but it 
requires walking a distance. I can feed close to the trailer. My trailer is 
next to the service road to the cemetary. I am setting up the scenario. I 
have to cross a street to feed my horses they are in a pasture across the 
road.
Sooo on my way to work everyday I feed. This one particular day I am running 
a tad late. In my work uniform. I work for Domino's Pizza. I go out to get 
the feed mixed.
Yelling at the top of my iritating voice.. and it is a high off pitch!! 
HAAAAALLLLLEEEEEYYYYYYY ANNNNNsattAAAAA!!
don't see a horse. So the trailer door always brings them a running. I 
squeak it open. I let it sqeak several times.. it needs some WD40. I get 
into the trailer and I holler somemore. Trailers have an incredible way of 
increasing volume and allowing an echo effect. Then I hear something that 
sounds like someone clearing their voice.
"ahem"
I look around. I see nothing. I figure someone may be placeing flowers on a 
grave site. No problem they hear me all the time.
I get done mixing feed and holler again..
"HAAALLEEEEEYYYYY... ANNNNsaTAAAAA... ComeON AND GET DIIIINNNNERRRRR!!!
DANG YOU ALL I GOTTA GET TO WORK..."
I hear it again....
"ahem"
I look and see cars parked in the church parking lot.
I look behind me
100 ft away lo and behold there is a Funeral going on.
beet red I head into the field to find my #(#(*^#(^)&#$*^^@^$*#@^*@#% 
horses. I walk about 200 feet and there they are yes within ear shot. I 
would swear they were laughing at me. They plod to come and get the food. 
and when I reach the fence they run towards me.
huddled around the tent they were still having an unforgetable funeral.
Carla (Carla Lawson's cemetary...we put the FUN back in FUNeral!)
Ansata (nice shade of crimson mom!)
Haley (and did you see her expression when she saw all the cars?)
Rob (Honey whats with all the dead flowers in our yard?)
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